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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2422 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7466 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
