BloodLust

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

BloodLust is an original survival server, which is complemented by unique mobs and bosses, and numerous quests!

Bosses. We have many custom bosses that you will regularly encounter during the game.

Cool Dungeons. Unique dungeons and challenges. With Unique Boss Models

Quests. Do you want to earn money and become the richest player on the server? We have selected a huge number of different quests for you, which will only be added and improved.

New enchantments. A helmet with night vision, boots for acceleration or leggings for regeneration… Collect the best armor set and become the most invincible player on the server!

Unique mobs. We are constantly improving, adding even more new mobs to the game, which will dilute the game with new abilities and provide the opportunity to knock out unique armor.

Ranks. It makes sense to make money on the Hause Of The Dragon server because we have our own 10-rank system that can be purchased without donating.

We listen to players and are constantly working to improve the gameplay, doing everything possible to make your time on our server comfortable and interesting.

bloodlust.gomc.fun

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	8972
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4491
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	5767

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7889
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Towns Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	763	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	176	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	New Chunks Explored:	428425
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Dragon Eggs Found:	1414	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?