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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 4092 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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