| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 357 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9066 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Votes: | 7478 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9607 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 897866 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7580 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2923 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7179 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6501 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9713 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 89413 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4557 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7809 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2120 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6795 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4801 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4378 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2906 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
