BlondeJinder’s Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Depressed Diners Minecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2403
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	197393	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8209

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	627	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	71	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9681
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crops Grown:	4608	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crops Grown:	7321
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

Players:	98/700	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	6861