BlondeForeignerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2971
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6322	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5160	Mines Excavated:	4519
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1760
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3967	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	967648	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	65	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Towns Built:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	452430	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	294366	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Runes Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!