Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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