so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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