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Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	125
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	248
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1103
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4871	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Animals Bred:	125

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	422
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9324
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	240	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6381	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3775
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	515

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	4846	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	94/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9