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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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