Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
Void Armor Forged: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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