Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Love Letters Sent: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gone For Real Minecraft Server

    Gone For Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ores Mined: 7363 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LazyCraft Minecraft Server

    LazyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

    On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

    Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BoomerBlockerZ

    BoomerBlockerZ
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

    Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

    So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

    SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Towns Built: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Crops Grown: 1766

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

    HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies
    so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • End Times Baby Boom

    End Times Baby Boom
    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

    Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

    So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8427 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ores Mined: 8980 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Hormone Havoc

    Crafty Hormone Havoc
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4882

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    , are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ores Mined: 5082
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

    DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5179
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SneakyStepCraft

    SneakyStepCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

    Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

    Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9483
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

    UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up
    haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 6444
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

    PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

    If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

    So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mines Excavated: 3852
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

    OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival
    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

    Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

    So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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