Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 3501 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
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