LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ores Mined: 2470
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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