come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 New Chunks Explored: 71285
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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