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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	7051	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Votes:	6195	Star Shards Collected:	109

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	7561
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8006

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1