BlockyTurnOns | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8630
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Animals Bred:	183	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ores Mined:	2841	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3968
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Items Found:	2507	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ores Mined:	4297
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Farms Harvested:	539	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7450
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!