Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

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Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	664949	Star Shards Collected:	245
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlawlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	200	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GenderBenderCraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelWars: DroneStrike

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Enchantments Applied:	258
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

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ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Reasons to Join:
Brand New World

No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

List of Plugins:

Plugin Name
afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchantments Applied:	273	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	4556	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	681
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	4511	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mines Excavated:	1825	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	7711
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyTurnOffs

Updated October 4, 2024

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

Updated October 4, 2024

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

Updated October 4, 2024

FlawlessCraft SMP

Updated October 4, 2024

CraftyLiesMC

Updated October 4, 2024

PixelWars: DroneStrike

Updated October 4, 2024

ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

List of Plugins:

Updated October 4, 2024

Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

Updated October 4, 2024

CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

Updated October 4, 2024

BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

Updated October 4, 2024

Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

Updated October 4, 2024