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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6013 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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