BlockyTradeWars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	206	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Potions Brewed:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Villages Defended:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	687	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Runes Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	358945	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6372	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GymCraftHate

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Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyKremlinBan

Ban, Censorship, content moderation, CraftyKremlinBan, digital disinformation, digital propaganda, Disinformation, Experts, fake news, information manipulation, information warfare, Meta, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, online misinformation, Online platforms, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, russian propaganda, social media, social media regulation

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3