Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 8:24 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to all your fapping needs? Look no further than our server, where we have AI perfection at its finest! Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    Join us for the DRINK Edition of our server, where we take fapping to a whole new level. Our previous thread was so wild, we had to start a new one! And if you think this is crazy, just wait until you see our related threads like /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, and /vt/vtai.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces AI fapping in all its glory? Plus, we have Catbox galleries and uploads for all your fapping needs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Atropic Minecraft server

    Atropic Minecraft server

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    ? In the world of Atropic, every block is a story, every adventure is a legend. Join us and become part of our never-ending epic!

    IP: atropic.fun ⋘1.16.5 – 1.20+⋙

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

    Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

    Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

    Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players and same old builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside legendary wrestlers like Lou Thesz, The Rock, and even The Undertaker!

    Imagine building your very own wrestling ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin as your neighbor, or going on epic mining adventures with Rey Mysterio and John Cena. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – can you take down Brock Lesnar in a fight to the death?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the wrestling madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s get ready to mine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

    BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

    Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

    Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

    Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

    HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

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    Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

    We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

    The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

    Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

    Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

    Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

    So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

    Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

    Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

    Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

    Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

    Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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