BlockyTimeTravel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1051
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	721673
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	1727
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5908
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2040	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyTunesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LebCraftWarz

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here

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come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9453	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tea & Apple Paradise

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Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FluidCraft

auction house, Citybuild, Community, Crates, Dailyrewards, Economy, Farmwelt, fluidshop, in game money, Jobs, Lumberjacks, miners, Survival, Trade, Trading, Updates

What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	65	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7