BlockyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KiltedDadGraveyard

10. family tartan, 11. cultural heritage, 12. sibling disputes, 13. funeral arrangements, 14. honoring dad, 15. respecting wishes, 16. French-Canadian ancestry, 17. Catholic cemetery, 18. burial traditions, 19. sentimental value, 2. burying dad, 20. family dynamics, 3. kilt, 4. family heirloom, 5. JC Penny suit, 6. expensive burial, 7. family traditions, 8. special occasion attire, 9. Scottish descent, aita, KiltedDadGraveyard

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone says no to burying their dad in a kilt? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the kilt-wearing spirit! Join us for outrageous adventures where we honor family heirlooms, defy expensive suit traditions, and fulfill dad’s dream of being fed to the sharks (sorry, dad, the Catholic cemetery won’t allow it). Plus, with our Scottish descent and family tartan, you’ll feel right at home in your virtual kilt. So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make dad proud in the most lolzy way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	972490
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Towns Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	1240
Dragon Eggs Found:	779	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.