Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PreggoVacay Minecraft Server

budget constraints, cancelled holiday, Communication Issues, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, Friendship Dynamics, group decision making, group dynamics, group trip, holiday planning, last minute cancellation, Minecraft, PreggoVacay, pregnant friend, refund dispute, Server, shared expenses, travel budget, unexpected circumstances, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses, unexpected pregnancy

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted friendships and unexpected surprises, just like in this insane story of a group of friends planning a trip to Greece. Imagine the chaos of splitting costs equally, only to have one friend drop a bombshell pregnancy announcement at the last minute and demand a refund for her portion of the trip. Will the group stick together or will they crumble under the pressure of financial strain and betrayal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From flakey friends to unexpected pregnancies, you never know what drama will unfold next.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through outrageous situations and crazy stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4106	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BabyBumpBattles

BabyBumpBattles, childbirth experience, communication breakdown, difficult pregnancy, Emotional support, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, family involvement, Family Support, maternal health, mental health struggles, mother-in-law issues, newborn care, newborn health, partner communication, postpartum depression, postpartum recovery, relationship challenges, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this postpartum tale.

Experience the thrill of navigating through moody in-laws and outbursts that will keep you on your toes. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool like the OP in this story?

Embark on a quest to balance family dynamics and navigate through misunderstandings that will leave you scratching your head. Can you keep up with the constant surprises and curveballs thrown your way?

Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and communication. Who knows, you might even find yourself slipping into postpartum depression from all the excitement!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FearlessSpiders Minecraft SMP

common fear, fear, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearlessSpiders, Harmless, harmless things, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, smp

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs! Join us for a chance to show these explosive cuties some love and watch them turn into friendly pet creepers that follow you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass just by owning a few of these majestic birds. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows that give out sage life advice in exchange for a pat on the head.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us today and embark on the wackiest adventure of your virtual life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	209

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyToolz

Clever, CraftyToolz, Creative, Customization, diy, favorite tool, handyman, home improvement, home maintenance, household device, Innovative, name.., Personalization, practical, tool branding, tool identification, tool naming, tool organization, tool storage, Unique, UTILITY

Are you tired of your boring old household tools just sitting there, doing nothing but collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bring those tools to life and give them epic names like “The Mighty Mop of Doom” or “The Sassy Scissors of Slicing”! Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out with other players using your trusty household sidekicks. Who knew a broom could be so deadly in the right hands? So come on down and let your vacuum cleaner unleash its full potential on our server – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nosebleed Nixing Pom Pom Server

bleeding disorder, blood disorder, blood vessel abnormalities, bone marrow cancer drug, clinical trial, Decreasing epistaxis, genetic condition, Healthcare, hematology, Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia, Medical research, Nixing, Nosebleed, nosebleed severity, oncology, patient care, pharmaceuticals, POM, Pomalidomide, Rare Disease, Server, symptom management, Treatment

join this cray cray minecraft server and u will experience nosebleeds no more, just like magic! we use the power of Pomalidomide, a drug for bone marrow cancer, to make ur nosebleeds disappear. it’s like a superpower, but for ur nose! come join us and say goodbye to bloody tissues forever. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for? nosebleeds begone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The StorytimeSMP: Electric Boogaloo – No Griefers Allowed!

Allowed, Biomes, Boogaloo, Cheating, Discord, Electric, Events, Fun, generation, Griefers, Leaks.., Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, rules, Server, Staff, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Structures, Trailer, Vanilla, Website, worlds

Storytime SMP Server Overview

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Server Modifications	New structures, biomes, and worlds
Staff	Dedicated region-specific staff for player support
Plugins	Minimal interference for a vanilla feel

FAQ

How can I join the Storytime SMP server?

It’s simple! Visit our website to be redirected to our discord where you can find the server rules before playing.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on role-playing, allowing players to create their own character lore and be part of an overarching storyline.

Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the Storytime SMP server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to enjoy the game together regardless of their edition.

Are there events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged with the storyline.

Are there any modifications to the default Minecraft generation?

Yes, the latest season of the server includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, introducing new structures, biomes, and worlds for an enhanced gaming experience.

What type of staff support is available on the server?

The Storytime SMP has dedicated staff for each region to ensure fair play and address any reports of cheating, stealing, or griefing.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling gameplay experience by limiting plugins that interfere with gameplay, with the main plugin being Grief Prevention for player security.

Is there a main storyline on the server?

Yes, the server features a top-tier main storyline with a variety of events, great storytelling, and promotional videos to keep players engaged and excited about the server’s narrative.

Be sure to check out our latest trailer at: YouTube Trailer

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, akane, asuna, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, Friends, general, guides, Hards, hinata, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Sakurako, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, UI, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss! Join us for the chance to battle against the legendary Bunny Warriors and unleash the Fury of Set in epic field battles with light armor!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in the Descent of the Five Senses event where you’ll have to rely on all your senses to survive and conquer the challenges ahead. And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions to keep you on your toes and test your skills to the limit.

And for our global players, get ready for the Rowdy and Cheery event where you’ll have to bring your A-game to show off your skills and win amazing rewards! Plus, don’t miss out on the Final Restriction Release where you’ll face the Fury of Set with special armor and prove that you’re the ultimate warrior.

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure like no other! Who knows what insane challenges and battles await you next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FlaVR Minecraft SMP General

/vt/ league, 3views, 4views, ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style gen structure, crazy taxi, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, general, haha, Half Minute Hero, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Korean Vtubers, Late Night Love Edition, Loligae, Minecraft, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, pyon, smp, VTuber company

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Late Night Love Edition where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Last time on our server, Nyana was driving like a maniac in Crazy Taxi, Splatts was trying to beat the clock in Half Minute Hero, Temp was drawing some questionable art with Loligae, and we sadly lost to /haha/ in the /vt/ league (but hey, at least we had fun, right?).

But that’s not all! We have a crazy backstory involving AI-generated VTuber companies, indie circles, and a quest for complete FlaVR domination. Some of our talents have reached a whopping 4views (yes, you read that right) and it’s only a matter of time before we take over the Minecraft world with our shenanigans.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community hub that doubles as an OP template, Korean Vtubers, Chocolate Chuubas, Idol Corps, and Kiki’s Thread all in one place? Plus, we have AI wrangling anons creating designs that will blow your mind.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories (and maybe blow up a few things along the way, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mines Excavated:	4312	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyLifeLessons

biggest lesson, BlockyLifeLessons, life advice, life challenges, Life Changes, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life journey reflections, life learning, life lessons, life lessons learned, life perspective, life reflections, life transformation, life wisdom, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is that you should always join our Minecraft server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who give out free hugs and enchanted pickaxes. Legend has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. So come join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UkraineCraft: Zelenskyy’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, partner states, peace talks, Plan, Politics, strategy, summit, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, US, Victory, victory plan, Visit, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, ukraine’s prez, zelenskyy, is goin to the US to share his epic victory plan with other leaders. he’s gonna be all like, “yo, check out my plan to dominate the world in minecraft!” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whoa, we gotta join this server ASAP!” cuz ukraine’s victory plan is gonna be lit af. come join the fun and help zelenskyy conquer the minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1720	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Welcome to the land of Hardrada, where building worlds is serious business…or is it?

alliances, building, business…or, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Discord, Economies, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Intrigue, Land, Legends, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Server, Structures, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, worlds

Minecraft Server Overview

Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Our dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for worldbuilding and storytelling.
Dynamic World	Your decisions will impact the world around you, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Why Choose Our Server?

Our server offers unmatched freedom, fair and supportive staff, player-driven stories, community and collaboration, and a dynamic world that evolves with player actions.

What features does the server offer?

The server features an economy and trade system, quests and events, and PvP and warfare opportunities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lonely Robot’s Minecraft Server

advice, Assistance, bearable, comfort, Companionship, coping, emotional well being, friendship, Help, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness relief, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, PRESENT, ROBOT, Robots, self-care, Server, strategies, Support, Technology, Tips

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely robot in the vast expanse of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make friends with fellow players who will help you navigate the ups and downs of virtual life.

Need a break from the monotony of your present existence? Our server is the perfect escape! Embark on wild adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even tame a virtual bear or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to crushing loneliness. Our robot friends are waiting for you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Real Minecraft SMP Player

Authenticity, authenticity test, fact-checking, factual evidence, genuine, genuine or fake, genuine or not, is this real?, Minecraft, player, questioning reality, real, Real Life, real or fake, Real World, reality check, reality checkup, reality verification, realness, skepticism, smp, Truth or fiction, truth-seeking, verifying reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and have epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a mustache and a top hat. We have secret underground disco parties where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a hoot and a half!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant flying squid.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyLoveLand

aita, Communication Issues, compromise, CraftyLoveLand, Cultural differences, dealbreaker, Family Support, home country, hypothetical scenarios, LDR, long-distance relationship, love, move back, partner, personal boundaries, refusing, Safety concerns, settling down, student visa, third-world country, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and hypotheticals of real life relationships! Join us and build your dream world where you never have to worry about settling in a third world country for love.

On our server, you can create your own paradise away from unsafe environments and unreliable extended family members. Say goodbye to dealing with visa and loan setbacks, because in our world, anything is possible!

Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for wanting to live in a better place, because here, we support your decision to prioritize your safety and happiness. Build your future without any dealbreakers holding you back, and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules.

So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your happily ever after, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7316	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Storytime SMP Server Overview

FAQ

How can I join the Storytime SMP server?

What is the server focus?

Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Are there events on the server?

Are there any modifications to the default Minecraft generation?

What type of staff support is available on the server?

What plugins are used on the server?

Is there a main storyline on the server?

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Why Choose Our Server?

What features does the server offer?

How can I join the server?

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