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FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7470
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
New Chunks Explored:	733069	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Dimension Hops:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Votes:	5234	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4451	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3538
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1878
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	950	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2