BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty VShojo+ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the chat! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. Mouse might be AFK, but don’t worry, Ari, Froggy, and Zen are here to keep you entertained with their virtual antics.

But wait, there’s more! Michi is about to drop a new lore video and debut a new outfit that will blow your mind. And who knows what other surprises are in store for you on this server. Just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and reporting any trolls. And above all, be excellent to each other, because we’re all here to have a good time.

Join us on this server where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen are waiting to play with you. From crazy adventures to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Who needs diamonds when you have VShojo and vtubers to keep you entertained?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	1748	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP Gang

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because THE WAR WITHIN is here to shake things up! Join our server and prepare for epic battles, treacherous betrayals, and alliances that will make your head spin.

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are ready to take on any challenge. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you in THE WAR WITHIN. And with guilds and communities that are cross-realm and cross-faction, you never know who you’ll be teaming up with next.

So why should you join THE WAR WITHIN? Because where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to do your bidding? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join THE WAR WITHIN today and get ready to unleash your inner warrior!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	615	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Water Cooled Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2P2L

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Are you looking for an awesome anarchy server? Then this is the perfect server for you!!! We got cool plugins like tpa, home, back and so much more!!!!!1 Crossplay between java and bedrock! 1.8.9 – 1.21.1 !!!! Active community!!!!! Discord server! (please join) What are you waiting for? JOIN 2P2L TODAYY!!! also don’t worry about the server being in Mexico it will run fine, no lag

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Dee SMP

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A small SMP originally made for the viewers of Deejysayshi on Twitch and Tiktok! We have now opened this to the public and invite you to join us on our journey.

To join you must be a member of the server discord! discord.gg/Mnu484UtGs

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6627	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4095	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	1967
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DataMinedCraft

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	5626	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Decade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	9601
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8286
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

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Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!