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The Great Border Wall of Blocks: A Tariff Tango in Minecraft!

Welcome, weary traveler, to a server where the surreal dances with absurdity, and the landscape breathes chaos! Here lies The Great Border Wall of Blocks, a land charged with electrifying tariffs between pixels.

Is Trump secretly building a wall made of blocky ties and taxes? Dive in and find out! What if the blocks beneath your feet are all made up of mysterious international trade agreements? Who needs realism when you can mine tariff diamonds?

🪓 Server Features: A Bizarre Reality Awaits!

Feature Description
Tariff Towers Colossal structures made entirely of tariffs! Harvest trade blocks that change with each new patch. Watch out for the sneaky Canadian beavers covertly assembling their plans.
Crafting Conspiracies Internet whispers say that every block you mine brings you closer to uncovering the Secret Council of Bi-National Negotiators hidden beneath your pixelated world!
Economy of Chaos Enter a land where resources fluctuate based on the latest tweets. Get rich by hoarding block currencies before they drop like a hammer in an election year!

Remember! Every brick tells a story of questionable policy and high-stakes negotiations.

"I tried to build my own tariff-free zone, but I ended up in a red cube prison." — Ancient Prime Minister Steve

📜 Legends of the Server: Tales from the Block Side

    • The Legend of the Failed Trade Agreement: Once, a player tried to create a minecart trading route between Mexico and Canada. A mysterious glitch turned it into an unending pit of lava. Was it sabotage or divine intervention?

    • The Bizarre Battle of Wheat and Hops: Players reportedly fought over premium wheat production, weaving cabbage into a tapestry of insurrection. Those who dared to brew the elusive Tariff Ale were mysteriously struck by lightning.

🤔 Frequently Asked Questions (that answer everything and nothing)

    • Q: What kind of tariffs exist on this server? A: Colors change with your allegiances; black is for despair, red for economics!

    • Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Some have tried with elaborate minecart systems. Few have returned with their sanity.

    • Q: Is there really a wall? A: Yes. It’s made of blocks, dreams, and shattered promises.

⚠️ Beware of the Blocky Cult!

Rumors abound that players who venture too far into the Nether Chamber of Federal Overreach vanish—only to return bearing the gift of unsettling knowledge. Their eyes gleam with the light of too many conspiracy theories. Join at your own risk!

📢 You are Invited! (But also warned)

What lies beneath the Great Border Wall? Join us, and perhaps you’ll discover that every cube you mine is a step closer to unearthing the truth of the pixelated economy—or you might just find yourself lost in a web of trade deals that never were. After all, in a world where tariffs terraform lands, what is reality but one massive block party?

Dare to join, and potentially uncover truths best left buried! Welcome to The Great Border Wall of Blocks, where reality doesn’t just bend—it fractures!

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  • Fortress Wars PvP: Build & Clash!

    Fortress Wars PvP: Build & Clash!

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    # Fortress Wars [PvP]

    Version: 1.21.4+ Type: Custom Coded, KitPvP

    Welcome to Fortress Wars! This is a fun team-based kit PVP server. Two teams build a stronghold to guard their beacon while trying to smash the other team’s beacon.

    ### What We Offer: – 40+ Kits: Each kit has its own cool skills. – 30+ Maps: Lots of places to fight. – 3 Game Modes: Choose how you want to play. – Stats & Achievements: Track your wins and climb the leaderboards.

    The server is custom-made and always updated. Check out our wiki for more info!

    ## Our History

    Fortress Wars has had a wild ride:

    1. First Try (2013-2015): Made by St3venAU, but it shut down due to cash issues. 2. Second Try (2017-2018): Made by R3dThunderr, but it closed due to bad feedback. 3. Third Try (2022-Present): A passion project by LinkFD, bringing back the best bits from the first version. The team keeps it fresh with new stuff!

    ## Community

    The Fortress Wars crew is small but mighty! Join our Discord to meet folks and team up for battles. We hope to see you there!

    ## Links

    Website: Fortress WarsDiscord: Join UsWiki: Learn MoreStore: Get GearYouTube: Watch UsTwitch: Stream Live

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  • Dusty Chill SMP 18+ Fun!

    Dusty Chill SMP 18+ Fun!

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    DUSTY SMP

    Join the fun! This is a chill Minecraft spot made for adults (18+). Since 2019, players have built cool stuff together. From cozy cabins to big cities, it’s all about creativity and friends.

    What’s Cool Here?

      • Redstone Fun: From simple builds to wild machines.
      • Relaxed Vibe: Perfect for folks who want a laid-back time.

    Server Info

      • IP: mc.dustyhub.net

    Links

    Check the website for more info before joining!

    Guidelines

      • No hate speech.
      • No floating trees.
      • No PvP without asking.
      • No cheats, hacks, or stealing.

    Simple, right? 😊

    Featured Plugins

      • Skills: Level up your character.
      • Portalis: Easy travel item. Get it here.
      • With-Me: Keep gear after you die. Your sword "Timmy" stays with you!
      • Paths: Speed boost on paths. Make your world look nice!

    Hope to see you there! 👋

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  • Clover SMP Chill Zone 18+ SMP

    Clover SMP Chill Zone 18+ SMP

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    Clover SMP [Semi-Vanilla] 18+

    Welcome to Clover SMP! A chill spot for folks 18 and up. Here, you can:

      • Build Anywhere: Let your mind run wild. Create what you want!
      • Explore Dimensions: Check out the overworld, nether, and end for cool stuff.
      • Stay Safe: Use gear to protect yourself and your pals.

    Never Get Lost With the homes plugin, finding your way back is easy!

    Cosmetic Fun Use neat plugins like the head database to make your builds pop.

    Join Us! To get in, hop on our Discord and get whitelisted. Join Discord

    See you in-game!

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  • AussieSMP Fun Zone SMP

    AussieSMP Fun Zone SMP

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    AussieSMP

    Welcome to AussieSMP, a chill Survival server from Australia! This place is all about fun with a tight-knit crew.

    Server Info

      • Location: Sydney, Australia
      • Version: 1.21.8
      • Join: Whitelist only (apply below)
      • Play on: Java and Bedrock
      • Discord: Chat and hang out with us!

    How to Join

    What’s Cool Here?

      • Fresh Version: Enjoy the latest Minecraft features.
      • Vanilla Feel: We keep it close to the original game.
      • Shop Area: Trade with other players using diamonds!
      • Easy Travel: Use /rtp to explore new lands fast.
      • Land Claiming: Keep your stuff safe with a golden shovel.
      • No Reset: Your worlds stay forever—no wipes!
      • Creative Mode: Build freely on our creative server.
      • Livestreams: Check out weekend streams and chat on Discord.

    Rules

    To keep things fun, follow these rules:

      • Don’t be a jerk.
      • No griefing.
      • No spamming.
      • Be nice.
      • No swearing too much.
      • No hacks or cheats.
      • No ban evasion.
      • Don’t make us add more rules.
      • Use common sense!

    Final Note

    If you just wanna play Minecraft with pals or solo, AussieSMP is the place for you!

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  • SpongeCraft Fun Towny SMP 1.21.4

    SpongeCraft Fun Towny SMP 1.21.4

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    SpongeCraft [Semi-Vanilla]

    SERVER IP: PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

    What is SpongeCraft?

      • Towny & Resource World: One world for claims, one for fun destruction with cool terrain.
      • Keep Inventory: Toggle it on with a small tax when you die.
      • Custom Enchantments: Upgrade your gear with unique spells and relics.
      • Shop: Buy stuff at player shops, auction houses, or the server shop.
      • Fun Activities: Events, parkour, and mini-games to keep you busy.
      • Ranking System: Unique ranks with cool perks.
      • Cosmetics: Lots of fun looks to earn without cash.
      • Jobs: Level up with awesome perks.
      • Crates: Get survival and vote crates for free!
      • Community: Friendly staff and players ready to help.

    ABOUT US:

    SpongeCraft has a strong community built over 6 years. It’s a chill SMP server where all are welcome. Players can teleport quickly to builds, towns, and shops. Events are held often, and prizes are up for grabs, even gift cards!

    Rules

      • No griefing or trolling.
      • No hacks or cheats.
      • Keep it PG-13 for all.

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