GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Potions Brewed:	70	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Potions Brewed:	67	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	7036	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ores Mined:	3141	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1492	Enchantments Applied:	186
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

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