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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8464 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4910 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
