come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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