BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3123
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	8300
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2244
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	117

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	6642	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1208	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	977469
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	5183	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ores Mined:	7015
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.