BlockyRetirementAge | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6463	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7336
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

PreggoRageCraft

Blame, college classes, Communication, crying, FaceTime, family, indespicable, Mature, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Mother, nephew, PreggoRageCraft, Pregnancy, reaction, response, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, School, sister, Yelling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	8229
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

BlockyNSFWLand

BlockyNSFWLand, boundary violation, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office politics, unprofessional behavior, work drama, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace environment, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace incident, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace scandal, workplace standards, workplace violation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Spears Created:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.

One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!

Rubles & Rockets Minecraft Server

Cash, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, embargo, financial assistance, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government intervention., Humanitarian Aid, international politics, MIDDLE EAST, Military involvement, Minecraft, money transfer, political tensions, Rockets, Rubles, russia, sanctions, Server, Syria, West

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7336	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	1270	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fly cash to syria like russia!!! why? because the west is too scared to lift sanctions, so we gotta do it ourselves in the virtual world! build your own cash planes and deliver that sweet moolah to those in need. but watch out for the sanctions police, they’ll try to stop you at every turn. it’s a high-flying adventure like no other, so come join us and show the world that minecraft can solve real-world problems, one block at a time!

EuroBlockPeaceCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroBlockPeaceCraft, Europe, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace process, peace talks, russia, Ukraine, US, Western Europe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

so lyke, there’s dis cray cray minecraft server dat u gotta join cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity yo. like, u won’t believe da shenanigans dat go down in dis place. like, one time, a group of players built a giant toilet and flushed all da noobs down it. it was epic, bro.

and get dis, there’s a secret underground disco party where all da mobs go to get down and boogie. u gotta see it to believe it, man. like, creepers doin’ da electric slide and skeletons breakin’ it down on da dance floor. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention dat there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at da top of da tallest mountain? but watch out for da lava traps and zombie guards, they ain’t playin’ around.

so, if u wanna join in on all da craziness and have a blast with some wacky peeps, den u gotta hop on dis minecraft server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da most epic adventure of ur life, fo sho.

Dust Buster Server

air pollution, airborne pollutants, Buster, climate change, dust, dust control, dust events, dust mitigation, dust particles, economic cost, economic impact, environmental damage, environmental impact, health effects, Hurricanes, infrastructure damage, mitigation efforts, natural disasters, public health, respiratory problems, Server, storm’s

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3389
Villages Defended:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

join our minecraft server becuz it’s like a dust storm of fun and chaos but without the $154 billion price tag. we got more economic impact than a hurricane, we’re basically a natural disaster but in a good way. come help us mitigate the dust and build the craziest creations you can imagine. who needs hurricanes when you can have blocky adventures with us? come join now and be part of the dustier side of minecraft!

Server server in survival server minecraft

Adventure, building, Community, construction, Creative, Economy, Explore, Fun, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8046	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

The description of the server server “server for construction in survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cq.vanilla-box.ru

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6279	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10