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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9240 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes bulgaria’s parliament look tame? well, do i have the server for you! we’re like the vazrazhdane party of minecraft servers, except instead of outlawing lgbt propaganda, we outlaw boring gameplay!
join us and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of rainbow unicorns (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream, right?).
our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that’s always ready to welcome new members with open arms (and maybe a few pranks along the way). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see why we’re the most talked about minecraft server this side of the nether!
