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Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1642

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	753	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Superbug Survival Server

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blue Mtn SMP

Active Staff, AUTOMATED, backups, Blue Mtn Society, Discord, Double Drops, Economy, grief protections, MCMMO, Network, no down times, no item purchases, PvP, Sept 2025, SETTLEMENT, Shop, Simple Rules, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Wars

A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

https://discord.gg/bluemtn

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	450
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Evil Within Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RentRageCraft

bond payment, borrowing money, Demands, falling out, flatmate, friendship, Liability, money owed, moving out, new tenant, parents, payment, rent withholding, RentRageCraft, Resentment, SAVING, savings, Timeline, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unconcerned

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and friendship gone wrong!

Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	866	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1