BlockyPersona Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “diamond sword”).

Join us for epic adventures, like building a replica of the Nether in the Overworld or creating a roller coaster that goes straight through the End portal. Need a break from mining and crafting? We’ve got you covered with our weekly Persona 5 stage plays performed by our talented player base (seriously, our Aigis is a showstopper).

And don’t even get us started on our exclusive Persona ISO downloads – we’ve got every version of every game, including the ultra-rare P5B.jp edition that’s rumored to give you superpowers in-game (or at least make your character look super cool).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the chaos begin! Just watch out for those anti-spammer tech guys – they’re a real pain in the blocky behind.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Aetheria Cobblemon

Aetheria, anti-grief, Biomes, Cobblemon, Community, Double Shiny Odds, Economy, Global Trading System, Legendary Spawns, Minecraft, No Fall Damage, NPC Shopkeepers, Pokehunts, pokemon, Pokeriding, Shiny Particles, Special Pokemon, starter, Survival, Terralith, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Free Admin, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Leveling, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	985

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	9456

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Void Armor Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7654	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	15236	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Towns Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.