so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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