so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Dimension Hops: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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