BlockyParkourCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to unlocking new progression subtypes in Parkinson’s disease! embark on a journey of discovery as you explore different cohorts and analyze data to uncover hidden mysteries.

why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pro Korean Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your skills and be recognized as a pro Korean gamer by Blizzard themselves? Then look no further, because our server is where it’s at!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with other players who think they’re the best, only to be humbled by your superior gaming abilities. Blizzard even thinks you look like a pro Korean gamer when you’re playing on our server – now that’s some serious street cred!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a noob, you’re a pro Korean gamer in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Farms Harvested:	816
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2444	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP: Milk Drinker United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild, even the cows are getting in on the action. We have a secret underground milk bar where players can trade in their diamonds for buckets of the freshest, creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it, if you drink enough milk, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic cow-angel. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate milk connoisseur in Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	2253	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6628
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

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come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyTradeWars

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come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Moms R Us

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Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Truth or Dare

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

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Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3086
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelKidz Health Check

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner rogue and dominate with a 35% chance of coming out on top! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot out fireworks. Who needs a bow and arrow when you can shoot out a rainbow of colors?

3. Our server is like a virtual stock market, where you can trade rare items and potions for emeralds. Just don’t invest in CreeperCoin, trust me on that one.

4. The banlist on our server is as unpredictable as a creeper sneaking up on you. You never know when your favorite weapon or tool will be banned, keeping you on your toes at all times.

5. We host epic events like the AMC Cup 11, where players battle it out for the title of ultimate Minecraft champion. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers and always watch your back in the Nether.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Admit That FF9 Is Reddit Minecraft SMP The True Masterpiece FF7 Minecraft SMP FF9 vs FF7 Minecraft SMP Showdown Reddit vs Masterpiece Minecraft SMP Battle FF9 is Reddit, FF7 is Masterpiece Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are trying to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3515	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!