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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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