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Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	2714	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ores Mined:	2170	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Animals Bred:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2