Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6924
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8822	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ores Mined:	6027
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	36253	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1386	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	852891
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mines Excavated:	2049	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyPainGone

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CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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