BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps | New Minecraft Servers 2025

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8561
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Love Letters Sent:	3

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5113	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3515	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2151	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	1677	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	4474
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	444835
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2620	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	521
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	170417
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Votes:	7077
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4872
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8794
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5