BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	7987	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magic Items Found:	7647
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	7577
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	4973	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5475	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

❤️, 1.16.5, 1.20.6, Anarchy, banner, best, Enderland, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, Moscow time, OPENING DATE, Server, ✨

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

The best server in anarchy!

IP: mc.enderland.fun

Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

mc.enderland.fun