BlockyMyths | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world and deliver a measly block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Emeralds Found:	5002
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2925	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5176	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2473	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crops Grown:	7649
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	99	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6150
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	895800
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!