BlockyMondayFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	5602	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Divine Spears Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Votes:	8934

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Zombie Dances:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7222

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Potions Brewed:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1670	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1805
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!