BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP

BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to hear the sweet sounds of creepers exploding in the distance while you’re getting it on with your virtual blocky crush. Trust us, nothing gets the blood pumping like the adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie horde while also trying to survive in the bedroom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who died from laughter after accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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