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ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

absent parent, bad parenting, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, Failure, lack of boundaries, lack of consistency, lack of discipline, lack of involvement, lack of love, lack of role model, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting mistakes, ParentingFailz, poor communication, poor decision making, signs of failure, smp, troubled children, unhealthy relationships

If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans

arms control, CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, east asia, Foreign Minister, global politics, illegal arms trade, illicit activities, international relations, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, regional stability, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, security council, south korea, united nations, weapons proliferation

so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	795983
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

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Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4581	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2643
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIAS, Breitbart, Christianity, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, debate, discuss, FAITH, Holycraft, Jesus, Journalism, Loves.., Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Religion, Server, social media, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Big Blocky Bros Minecraft SMP

big, blocky, bros, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Hag, indie, indie vtubers, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, smp, Swarm, Thread Music, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Uoh, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

Are you tired of watching the same old mainstream vtubers with thousands of viewers? Do you crave something more exclusive, more underground, more indie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept players who have an average of 500 viewers or more on their streams!

Join us and mingle with the VIPs of the indie vtuber world. We’re like the cool kids’ table at lunch, but in Minecraft form. And don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers on average – we’re not sticklers for rules, just as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube.

We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out, complete with their viewer numbers. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have a Wheel of Names to help you decide who to simp for next.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our love for indie vtubers. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

bedtime routine, calming activities, Comfortable bedding, Counting, Deep Breathing, essential oils, herbal tea, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, Sheep, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleeplessness, smp, soothing music, stress relief, warm milk, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

BlockyLogic, conformity, critical thinking, culture, ethical dilemmas, Individuality, moral ambiguity, normal, NormalButScrewed, norms, perspective, Questioning, Reflection, Screwed Up, social conditioning, societal constructs, societal contradictions, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, society, Thought-provoking

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NasrallahsHideout69

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so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u gotta find the hidden treasure and stuff, well, dis server is like dat but on steriods, man. we got secret bases and hidden loot all over da place.

one time, dis player found a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when dey tried to take it, a giant zombie pigman came outta nowhere and started doin the macarena. it was wild, dude.

also, we got crazy events like a giant chicken invasion where u gotta fight off a hoard of cluckers tryin to take over da server. it’s intense, bro.

plus, we got custom mobs like a creeper that explodes into confetti and a skeleton that shoots rainbows. it’s like a party in Minecraft all da time.

so come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await on dis epic server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

What is the IP for wellworks Minecraft Server?

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Wellworks is a leading provider of workplace wellness programs and services. With a focus on improving employee health and well-being, Wellworks offers a wide range of solutions including fitness challenges, nutrition education, stress management workshops, and more. Their innovative programs are designed to help companies create a healthy and productive work environment, resulting in increased employee engagement and decreased healthcare costs. Wellworks is dedicated to helping organizations of all sizes promote a culture of wellness and support their employees in living healthier lives.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

3C3K 1.12.2 – Russian-language analogue of 2B2T Minecraft server

1.12.2, 2b2t, 3C3K, Anarchy, Chaos, Cheats, Community, dupes prohibited, Factions, Griefing, Honesty, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Russian community, Russian language, Survival, Vanilla

3C3K is a Russian-language anarchic Minecraft server on the good old version 1.12.2.

No dupes/cheats are intentionally prohibited.

If you want, play honestly, if you want, play with cheats, if you want, be kind, but if you want, fuck everything that moves… You will be greeted by complete anarchy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Hunterra Chronicles: Where Mods Rule, Roleplay Reigns, and Whitelist Warriors Wander!

balanced diet, building possibilities, Chronicles, conquest reforged, Discord, Fabric, Farmer, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, launcher, Lord, Medieval, medieval adventure, Modded, Modded World Generation, Modpack, modrinth, Mods, REIGNS, Roleplay, RPG, rule, Seasons, Self-Governing Settlements, Skill Progression, Wander, Warriors, Whitelist

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server

Overview:

Step into a world where Minecraft meets a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience! The Conquest of Hunterra server offers a unique blend of immersive features that will transport you back in time.

Join us for:

Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies with custom armors, weapons, and gemstones
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks for endless building possibilities
Build Self-Governing Settlements to create and govern your own destiny

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When did the server launch?	The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
What version is the server on?	The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
How can I join the server?	We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our community-focused server is whitelisted.
Where can I find the modpack?	You can download the modpack from here.
How can I join the Discord community?	Join our Discord server here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, Crafty, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, gragas, league of legends, lolalytics, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, Sivir, trundle, u.gg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

Al Bhed desert, bad writing, challenging characters, complicated storyline, continue, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy X, full, Full Movie, good writing, Jecht mystery, Jyscal, Minecraft, Movie, one-dimensional, Press, Press A, reddit, Religion, retarded fans, seymour, Sin, smp, stubbornness, teenage atheist, Wakka, YesNo

Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, emotional pain, fake friends, false friendship, FauxFriendship, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, hurt feelings, let down, Minecraft, personal boundaries, realization, realization moment, red flags, smp, social cues, toxic relationships, Trust

Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	3398
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3