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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	3426	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	2158	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4147	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Enchantments Applied:	193	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	5011	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1204	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	122	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4664
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Enchantments Applied:	266
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	147

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Villages Defended:	6	Farms Harvested:	358
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5