BlockyMidlifeCrisis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Votes:	7804
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Potions Brewed:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6218	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4582
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	125	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Votes:	7837
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	690	Zombie Dances:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Items Found:	4450	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	51
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ores Mined:	7678	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2494	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7496	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9