BlockyMiddleFinger | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	1744	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2496	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	130	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3062
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	141
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Animals Bred:	114
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!